FUCK THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT CLOWN
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life and death are the very basis of all things
i am so fucking anrgry i am FUMING as i type this i hat him so fuciginMUUUCHHHHHHHBHH WHY DID GOD CLOWN ME LIKE THIS GOD SENT JELLAL INTO THE EARTH AND SAID "THIS ONE RIGHT HERE WILL BE THE ONE TO RUIN REA'S LIFE" AND GUESS WHAHT. HE DID
………………slime man
𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖕 𝕺𝖓 𝕾𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝕬𝖗𝖊 𝕴𝖓 𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕽𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝕺𝖋 𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝕷𝖎𝖋𝖊
JELLAL FERNANDES WAS GODS BIGGEST MISTAKE
“Ahh Mr.jellal i see you are wering your fance top” “You are wereing yor’s too ms.rea” “Speaking of coconut,were did you get the new flying hat of coconut?” “Wat coconut?” “Ohh that coconut near my had WAT a coconut on my had!” “BOOM!” “AHHH MY HEAD” “GOOD NIGHT ms.rea"
Gotta go Fast
Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster!
Moving at the speed of sound
I’m the quickest hedgehog around
Got ourselves a situation
Start getting a new location
Without any explanation
On top of relaxation!
Go- Go- Go-
Don’t blink
Don’t think
Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go!
Jellal, he’s on the run
Jellal, he’s number one
Jellal, he’s coming next
so watch out for Jellal X!
Gotta go fast, gotta go faster
faster faster fasterfasterfaster
Go go go go go go go go go!
Jelllllaaaalll X!!
Gotta go fast!
Gotta go faster faster fasterfaster Jellal X!
god i love you so much i would give up my fucking organs for you
i wish i didnt wake up in a cold sweat at night thinking about jellal fernandes. one day i will find peace but until then he sits in my room giving me a texas wedgie in my dreams
Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY WEENIE MAN JELLAL IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Funkist. Ft. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!……QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! churns butter very quickly
𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒚 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔. 𝑴𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏'𝒕 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒖𝒑 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒈𝒂𝒑 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚
for the love of god please help me
please clickthis picture
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Jellal Fernandes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jellal's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Jellal Fernandes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jellal's existential catchphrase "That's your precious "freedom!" Go on and live while carrying the lives of your nakama upon your back, Erza!," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hiro Mashima's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jellal Fernandes tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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